(Source: phillipvaldez)
SNL (anything)
The New Yorker’s Art Director
Dolphin trainer at Sea World
Ariel at Disney World
Steve Job’s previous Job (comma Steve)
Harry Potter (the MAN)
International nomad
Professional nigga. Cream on the inside clean on the outside.
Lead singer of OUTKAST, Queen (lol Bohemian Rhapsody), ACDC, or Temper Trap
Lady GaGa/Adam Lambert/Selena Gomez’s personal assistant/best friend
Shakira’s masseuse and/or hips (don’t lie ;)
Bye!
