(Source: phillipvaldez)

(Source: ianbrooks)

SNL (anything)

The New Yorker’s Art Director

Dolphin trainer at Sea World

Ariel at Disney World

Steve Job’s previous Job (comma Steve)

Harry Potter (the MAN)

International nomad

Professional nigga.  Cream on the inside clean on the outside.

Lead singer of OUTKAST, Queen (lol Bohemian Rhapsody), ACDC, or Temper Trap

Lady GaGa/Adam Lambert/Selena Gomez’s personal assistant/best friend

Shakira’s masseuse and/or hips (don’t lie ;)

Bye!

Time for art!

(Source: poyzn, via most-awkward-moments)

(Source: almejasflotantes, via heyletsmakeout)

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